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The Bullshit Hunt


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YOUR JOB IS DONE

Posted on October 28, 2016 at 12:40 AM Comments comments (0)


Almost every job in the world has one common feature; it’s finished. What does it mean that the job is finished? It means that whatever it is that you’re doing at work has already been laid out. What ever actions that have to be carried out have already been determined. If you’re a customer service representative, proper phrase for clerk, your responses and phrases are already set. There’s ref...

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WHAT CAME FIRST, THE WARNING OR THE HAZARD?

Posted on October 28, 2016 at 12:35 AM Comments comments (0)

What came first, the warning or the hazard? Honestly, some of the preventative warning suggestions that are made, I’ve never even thought of until it was told to me. Something like “keep out of reach of small children.” That never occurred to me until it was made clear that people might intentionally put something harmful to children within reach. “Harmful if swallowed” is another suggestion that I’ve never thought of trying. Usually, when I buy cleaning pr...

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MEAT IN A TERRORIST SANDWICH

Posted on October 28, 2016 at 12:35 AM Comments comments (0)


Terrorism is a huge problem in the world. However, not so much because of all the “terrorists” or people who commit acts of violence in the creation of fear to fulfill something, but the susceptibility. It’s so easy to terrorize anything, anyone, anywhere, and that’s the biggest problem. Even clowns are capable of doing so. For starters, think of all the susceptible places like, schools, bus...

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STAY TUNED!

Posted on October 28, 2016 at 12:25 AM Comments comments (0)


“Media,” is possibly the greatest known weapon of mass deception, or at least tied with religion. It does deserve a little bit of isolated attention. Not so much on the bullshit media delivers but how it delivers bullshit. It is simultaneously simple and genius, and deserves a little recognition. The media runs on only a few premises. The first is making people think other people are thinking what they want them to...

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SANITIZE THIS!

Posted on October 28, 2016 at 12:25 AM Comments comments (0)

Am I the only one who finds this whole, wearing a glove while making someone’s food, insulting? I know, it’s a prevention against spreading germs and diseases. However, while watching the news, every other story seems to be about a potential disease or health threat. These gloves don’t seem to be working. It’s like putting a band-aid on a broken bone; it doesn’t work, leave it alone, it will heal itself. Like everything else in life, more exposure, the stronger; ...

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THE RIGHT TO REMAIN VIOLENT

Posted on October 28, 2016 at 12:25 AM Comments comments (0)


I saw something amusing on the show “Cops.” Cops responded to a guy who was in a store, causing a minor disturbance, screaming (if that’s a disturbance) about the ATM not giving him his money. Obviously, this wasn’t in the city, but one of those 12th Century, suburban towns in the Mid-West. However, The cops said he had to leave, and he carried on about his money lost. He took one step back...

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COMMON SENSELESS

Posted on October 28, 2016 at 12:25 AM Comments comments (0)

Is the phrase “common sense isn’t all that common any more” getting annoying? As if it were ever a desirable reality to begin with. People use the phrase common sense to complain their own selfish needs aren’t being met, like when they’re cut off in traffic, it wasn’t you driving too slow or hesitating, it was the other guy just being in a rush; he’s stupid and has no common sense. “What the fuck, you don’t see me you fucking idiot!?”...

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RETHINK WHO YOU THINK THINKS YOU'RE THE GREATEST, BECAUSE THEY THINK, YOU DON'T THINK, THEY THINK YOU'RE THE FAKEST

Posted on October 28, 2016 at 12:20 AM Comments comments (0)

It may be a bit outrageous to say you shouldn’t care what other people think. If a person doesn’t like and thinks you’re complete asshole, and possibly wants to kill you there of…I’d be a little concerned what’s thought about me at that point. If you’ve ever been pulled over, or questioned about something you may or may have not done wrong, caring what the other person thinks is crucial. Especially, if there’s a penalty. Not caring what other pe...

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GRADUATION RATES ARE ON THE RISE!

Posted on October 28, 2016 at 12:20 AM Comments comments (0)

Graduation rates are interesting. Usually, the lower the graduation rate, the higher the crime, drug, and fertility rates. Are people who drop out of school only capable of violence, getting high, and fucking? Doesn’t sound realistic. Einstein didn’t go on shooting sprees. George Carlin didn’t have 16 kids. Apparently, Abraham Lincoln was a victim of violence. And that’s another thing, why are some self-educated and some drop outs? However, if there’s one thing ...

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Looking for Heroes in all the Wrong Places

Posted on October 28, 2016 at 12:20 AM Comments comments (0)

In just about any classroom, news report, commemoration speech, public address, or even at a bar in conversation with a guy on his 9th shot of Jack Daniel’s, you’ll often be reminded that cops, firefighters and soldiers are heroes, risking their lives everyday. Bull-fucking-shit. Maybe at times they’re in a predicament that can be life threatening, well, so am I, often times by cops. Fuck that. They’re equipped. Soldiers, well, what exactly did you enlist in the milit...

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Abusing Abuse

Posted on October 28, 2016 at 12:15 AM Comments comments (0)

Abuse is defined as the overuse of something that results in harm. Child Abuse, Alcohol Abuse, Drug Abuse, Domestic Abuse, Sexual Abuse, Police Abuse, are crimes in most cases…but only if it’s done by an individual. If it’s done by a group, like a corporation or government, then, not so much a crime, it’s justice.

 

Let’s start with child abuse, if a parent excessively hits, excessively degrades verbally, or even excessively fails to provide, i...

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RESPECT IS GIVEN, NOT EARNED?

Posted on October 20, 2016 at 5:40 PM Comments comments (0)

What is this obsession with respecting people based on their titles? I’m pretty sure we’ve all heard “respect authority.” They say respect the police because they’re protecting our community. Last I checked, police rank just as high in murders as criminals. Secondly, they're not protecting anything if people are still victims of crimes. Maybe they investigate, maybe they note it, maybe they even capture someone after the fact, but sure is hell not protecting. Doe...

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A LETTER TO THE OLDER GENERATION

Posted on October 20, 2016 at 5:40 PM Comments comments (0)

Dear Older Generations,

 

Stop telling younger generations how much better you were! And stop blaming younger generations for your mistakes! First of all, who is responsible for raising them? Next here’s a few reasons YOU (the older) fucked up the younger generation.


-Who told you to have so many kids per family? Now we’re overpopulated.


-Who told you to be overly sanitized and weaken the functions of the immune system? Now we&#...

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THE GIFT OF GAB

Posted on October 20, 2016 at 5:35 PM Comments comments (0)

I don’t think you’ll ever find two identical individuals, at least I never have, not even twins. One has a higher voice, one is slightly taller, and most commonly, each will have a differently placed mole to distinguish them. We have all kinds of differences…race, ethnicity, religion, nationality, sexuality, orientation, eye-color, eye-shape, hair color, hair length, hair texture, height, voice frequency, hand-shape, foot-shape, lip size, lip color, joint size, body hair, te...

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SUCCEED OR NOT SUCCEED

Posted on October 20, 2016 at 5:35 PM Comments comments (0)

“Stay in school if you want to be successful.” “If at first you don’t succeed, pick yourself up and try again.” “The best revenge is success.” The word success has been flaunted at the forefront of every business, education, and advertisement lingo ever created. “Success starts here!” “Setting our students up for a future of success!”…shut the fuck up. Success just means accomplishing a goal. If my goal has nothing to do ...

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SOMETHING WE ALL NEED TO KNOW

Posted on October 20, 2016 at 5:30 PM Comments comments (0)

A long time ago, a man who knew met another man who didn’t know. The man who already knew, told the man who didn’t know, what he already knew. Then something amazing happened. The man who didn’t know, now knew, and didn’t need the man who already knew anymore. Now they both knew and they were both equal. However, the man who already knew was mad that what he worked to know has now saved the man who didn’t know from working to know. The man who didn’t know w...

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REDUCED, REUSED, RECYCLED

Posted on October 2, 2016 at 12:40 AM Comments comments (0)

As a result of doing someone else’s work, their comes along another problem. A problem that is usually obliterated by some sort of disorder or classification of a crime. What this means is that, when you realize your self value has been reduced, instinctively you would try to increase it. However, trying to improve yourself value would mean embarking on someone else’s value, usually the person taking away yours, so it is stopped. For example, if you’ve ever been in school, a...

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